TEN REASONS I'LL GO TO HELL

I haven't been to church in almost ten years.
I stole some candy when I was three.
I've yelled at my mom and ignored my dad.

I had sex with that idiot Steve.
Is it Zeus, Allah, or Buddha, I don't know.

I poisoned that poor little mouse.

I really didn't lose that number last week.
I want your car, your life, your house.

I worship my TV, not things heaven sent.

So God damn the Ten Commandments.
 

            Kelli Jones


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